Top ten things to do when you’re home alone
2010 July 10
10. Solo food orgy
9. Start solo nudist colony
8. Microwave things that shouldn’t be microwaved
7. Annoy your dog and film it
6. Photoshop tattoos and facial hair onto pictures of your parents
5. Test your speaker system
4. Pick your nose
3. Fart in every room
2. Try the pills in the medicine cabinet
1. Masturbate violently and loudly
