Finals Cheat Sheet

Hey, Jester here reminding you to take your finals! You forgot too? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back with the Annual Jester Finals Cheat Sheet.

Instructions:

1. Print out on 8.5″ x 11″ paper.
2. Place next to blue book during exam.
3. Presto!

• Hydrogen is element # 1. The other elements are fire, water, and wood.
• Earth is the most populous planet in the solar system.
• Brains are big things made up of tiny organisms called neurons and axons or whatever.
• Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived - the six kinds of quarks.
• Don’t panic; you’re doing fine.
• French alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
• Spanish alphabet:abcchdefghijklllmnopqrstuvwxyzñ.
• Arabic alphabet: beats me!
• Just breathe.
• f=am.
• e=mc2.
• It’s spelled K-O-R-A-N, not A-L-Q’-R-U-A-N or whatever.
• One final can’t ruin your future.
• 2a Sin θ = nλ. To be honest I don’t know what that means.
• 1 byte = 10 bits.
• You know Odysseus from the Odyssey? and Ulysses from the Aeneid? Same dude!
• Really, your GPA will hardly be affected, even if you fail this.
• The capital of Malta is Birkirkara. Nah, just playing, it’s Valletta.
• The eight colors are white, yellow, red, green, orange, blue, brown, pink and teal.
• The biggest animal is three blue whales that an evil whale scientist connected into a centipede.
• What’s your GPA anyway? Oh shit!
• DNA codes for RNA.
• You’re fucked.