Things Nostradamus left out

2010 March 8
by RMandelbaum

Nostradamus predicted a lot of things. He predicted 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and even chose the Saints to win the last super bowl.

Here are things he should have seen coming.
1. The Holocaust
2. 9/12
3. The Size of my Dick!
4. Lincoln’s Assassination
5. 2012
6. Obama’s Presidential Election
7. Martha Stewart’s turn to the dark side
8. Twilight-mania
12. Newark, New Jersey
13. The interminable length of Have One on Me
14. Wu-Tang
15. Hurricane Rita
16. Orrin Hatch
17. That I would get into Yale Architecture
18. Credit-Default Swaps
19. NWA
20. The Jester
21. The Massacre at Little Big Horn/Custer’s Last Stand
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