Midnight
2010 January 26
Happy New Day, Columbians!
It seems very few things get celebrated just when the clock strikes midnight (besides New Years). Here are some other exciting things that could happen at midnight that may explain why!
1. It could now be the day one of your relatives died
2. Cablevision could stop airing the Food Network
3. You could look up and realize that it is tomorrow and you are blogging instead of doing homework
4. You could realize you have lost another day of your useless existence
5. You could get raped
So let’s rejoice and thank God we only have to celebrate midnight once a year!
