Things That Cannot Be Bought in Bulk
2009 July 4
Here’s a list we compiled of things that cannot be bought in bulk.
We know. We’ve tried.
- Bones
- Spare testicles (anymore)
- Asian Slaves (anymore)
- African slaves (anymore)
- Highlanders
- Small children (often used to make meth)
- Meth (often used to make meth)
- Pigeons
- Blood
- Viagra, apparently
- The Incredible Hulk
- Love
- Gonorrhea
- Tattoos
- Mail Order Brides
