The Fast and the Furious

We at the Jester find it amusing that there’s a fourth installment to the Fast and the Furious series coming out called Fast & Furious, which is basically a recycled version of the first title.

This means the series will be comprised of The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, and Fast & Furious.

And so, we came up with some more possible titles.  Enjoy.

• Thrice Fast and Three Times as Furious
• The Faster and the More Furious
• The Fastest and the Most Furiousest
• The Fast and the Furious: Now With 25% More Fury
• Ever Faster But Not Quite as Furious
• The Fast and the Furious: School Dayz
• The Fast and the Spurious
• The Fast and the Fantastic Four
• Untitled Vin Diesel Project (2010)
• 2 Legit 2 Quit
• John & Kate + The Fast and The Furious
• The Fast and the Furiously Relativistic
• Quick to Anger
• Hold Fast To the Spirit of Fury, Let Tokyo Drifts Do What They May
• Those Daredevils of the Avenue: or, Gentlemen whose automobiles move at tremendous Velocity, and Whose Passion is that of The Greek Furies, Or, The Bald & Dashing Mulatto against the Nipponese Menace, Or, Lament Not the Penny Farthing, a Morality Tale, by N. Hugh Rollins.
• Fast Road to Furiousness: An anger management guidebook
• The Fast and the Orthodox: The Story of Passover
• The Past and the Furious: Vin Diesel is a 19th-century Austrian Revanchist.
• The Fast and the Spurious: The Ben Johnson Story, an A&E Motion Picture Event
• Constantly Furious for No Good Reason at All
• Fasting, Furiously
• The Cast and the Pernicious: The Story of My Fractured Ulna
• The Mast and the Curious: How a Poor Monkey Fell off a Ship to a Watery Death
• The Fat and the Dead
• The Good, the Bad the Ugly, the Fast, the Furious, and the Oxford Comma
• The Last of the Furious Mohicans
• The Fast and the Gay: The On-Set Love Affair of
  Paul Walker and Vin Diesel
• The Sound and the Fury
• Some Angry Kenyans
• Fast as well as Furious
• Fast and also Furious
• Both Fast and Furious
• Fast + Furious
• With Speed and Fury
• Excessively Fast, Excessively Furious
• Car Drivers
• As I Lay Dying, Fast and Furious
• Fast and Furious: Omaha Rollover
• Fast and Furious: Princess Diana
• 2*2 Fast 2*2 Furious
• The Rapid and the Raging Driv4r
• Hey kids, dad’s going to try to be edgy and take you to see a movie about cars and gangs
• Fast and Bi-Curious
• Fast minus the Furious
• ~(Slow & Benign)
• Fast with a dollop of Fury
• Fast (and Furious)
• Fast, additionally, Furious
• The Fastest, The Furiousest; My Hand is Like a Shark’s Fin