Whole Lotta Lamb

The Jester’s Chief Livestock Correspondent and newly appointed money man, Michael Abraham pulled this photo out of his portfolio to share with the Jester audience.  We’ve compiled a quick list of possible captions.  Please post more in the comments section!

Big Balled Sheep

Captions:

• “Suck on Deez, Lance Armstrong.”
• “Footprint clearing device”
• “Shear Testosterone”
• “My Sacajawea ’bout ten pounds”
• “So this is what Shari Lewis Removed in her puppet-making”
• “Don’t look away from me!  What?  Are you sheepish?”
• “Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?  Yeah, bitch, a fucking SACK full.”
• “Wanna know why they call me a ram?”
• “EWE!”